13th July, 2015
“The goal of modern propaganda is to arouse an active and mythical belief.”
1. Failing in its “Hare Krishna Explosion” bid to convert en masse Jews Christians and Muslims, ISKCON- Hare Krishna (I-HK) now finds itself ecdemic ergo edentate in Europe, abased in America and rouble-rabbled in Russia. As such, the once nascent New York apple-pie-cult now mantra masticates humble-pie. Against the DEfining DEfinitions of its (dead) guru-De they beg donations as ‘Hindus’ in Hindustan: a country facilitating the I-HK enigma in that it believes in puranic demigods and demons, mantra-motorized flower-megaplanes and pre-paideutic plastic surgery... transplanting elephant heads onto men to create gods.
2. Flouting a growing economy in a 21st century marketplace, yet persisting in religious primitivisms, Indian leadership, by owning and promoting stone-age cult superstitions i.e. puranic punditry, draws to focus the mindset by which its citizens are identified and adjudged: a king with ten quadrillion bodyguards; a woman birthing thousands of children; mass births from semen of sages stored in pots; people meditating for millennia underwater; a god who shape-shifts into a fish, a turtle, a horse, a pig, a half lion; an impossible war that defies logic; a ‘song of god’ out of tune...ghost written...lip-synced by profiteers and pansexuals posing as popes and pedagogues; fiction flogged as fact; absurdities decreed as canon; irrationality and stupidity unchallenged for millennia, curried by caste barbarocracy and served politically table d’hóte.
Not too long ago a leader, elected overwhelmingly by the Indian nation, spoke at a house of surgeons. His assertions revealed an Indian mindset mortified in puranic platitudes: bhagavat- bambosh battered in sacred basil brahmanism. Here it is, published gratuitously in- “The Guardian”:
"We can feel proud of what our country achieved in medical science at one point of time," the prime minister told a gathering of doctors and other professionals at a hospital in Mumbai on Saturday. "We all read about Karna in the Mahabharata. If we think a little more, we realize that the Mahabharata says Karna was not born from his mother's womb. This means that genetic science was present at that time. That is why Karna could be born outside his mother's womb."
Let’s take a look at who and what the prime minister (of a modern, hi-tech, nuclear powered nation) was referring to when speaking to a group of scientifically trained Indian surgeons… who accepted the polly punditry without interjection:
ISKCON (SB Canto 9, Ch. 24 verses 32 to 36) informs us that Karna was born when a virgin girl was impregnated by the sun-god. No. Not Helios but his puranic counterpart, Surya. Not only did the rooting hot-ball get it bang-on the first time, he also did an improvised Greek Galantis. “To keep her virginity undisturbed, the sun-god arranged to give her a child that came from her ear.” (Karna- meaning ear.) If virginity was the issue why did he show up at all? Couldn’t he have sent an angel instead to sing Noel…with a revised chorus? If that didn’t burst a virgin’s eardrum, Karna was born in panoply : armor (kavacha) and earrings (kundalas) to match.
So does the Indian prime minister’s punditry go beyond known genetics… in vitro fertilization… fecundatio ab extra… or any known f#** factoid outside puranic panspermatism? But we all know the answer, already.
The conundrum of cult is further colluded in the explanation below (because of the surgical term "plastic surgery" used) by the prime minister… Why didn't he use Vedic terminology? A conundrum because we know the word plastic finds no Vedic mention and, had no application in puranic paragnosis where flower megaplanes were propelled by mantra:
"We worship Lord Ganesha. There must have been some plastic surgeon at that time who got an elephant's head on the body of a human being and began the practice of plastic surgery."
Incredible as it may seem, there remains belief (even at the apex of Indian leadership) that scripture confuses science to sell sanctimony non compos mentis. Which brings us to the crux of this posting and more cult cringe from India’s legislative lila larrikins:
“BJP parliamentarian Yogi Adityanath waded into another
potential controversy on Tuesday by saying that those opposing yoga and
‘surya namaskar’ should either leave India or drown themselves in the
Surya namaskar (after truncating cult complexities) translates as oblations to the sun-god, Surya. Besides querying what “Yogi Adityanath” is doing in politics we need to understand why elected members of a (secular?) democratic leadership persist in demigod demagogue. And in a demigod who ejaculated to sire a fully armoured half-god from the ear of a virgin so as not to ‘disturb’ her hymen. And the result ...Karna: a warrior in an ex parte, demigod-doused, star-spangled hallucination of poppy-pope-punditry... the sci-fi scion of a randy Ra, universally unacknowledged, unknown, and archaeoillogically inserted (philosophia historiae) in a whopper war of whacky wonderment.
“The 42-year-old MP from Gorakhpur in Uttar Pradesh made the remarks while participating in a ceremony at a temple in Varanasi, the parliamentary constituency of Prime Minister Narendra Modi.”
Politicians from the Vatican-to-Virginia-to-Varanasi plant gospel vade-mecum to harvest votes. Harping on humanity’s 100% fatality, sociopaths, thieves, politicians and priests (who can tell the difference?) point at shonky scriptures scribbled by scamming scriveners to mug mortified men... in this life and beyond the grave.
“Speaking about the importance and history of yoga, Adityanath said those opposing the spiritual and physical discipline and surya namaskar – a set of 12 yoga ‘asanas’ (postures) that is a salutation to the sun – should “leave Hindustan”.
Adityanath, an MP and member of India’s ruling BJP government, is talking about the same sun-god his prime minister cited as the kuvacha-kundala-Karna geneticist: a solar demigod who switches off radiation when purana-popping virgins to birth his fully-armoured bastards... rupturing an alternative orifice only to ‘keep her virginity undisturbed.’ Which tells us the sun-god, puranically radiant as he may be, values virginity no differently to any pimp or madam flogging flesh under red lights.
“According to media reports, he said surya namaskar is part of yoga, which purifies the mind, and “those who abstain from the Sun God should drown themselves in the ocean or live in a darkened room for the rest of their life”.
What is this surya namaskar anyway? Why yoga-contort to pray? The truth comes as no surprise when considering the yoga bazaar in America alone is worth more than USD 27-billion. And the truth is... surya namaskar is anything but Indian. Yoga asanas are sold as ancient gym-craft with a mental health soliloquy. There’s nothing wrong with that in the context of sales. But to create the market, ‘mental health’ was rewired by shock-jocks, spin-doctors and cultists to translate as a ‘spiritual link to god and eternal life’ ... a now commonly understood methodology in the subjugation, enslavement and exploitation of god-gawkers i.e. ‘spiritualists’. The consequence is massive promotion sales and marketing of a product otherwise nugatory. Modern yoga is a western product and surya-namaskar characterizes the autoschediasm of that marketplace. Here is a link in explanation:
“Referring to opposition by Muslims to surya namaskar, Adityanath said more than 100 countries, including over 40 Muslim nations, are backing the International Yoga Day to be observed on June 21.
“When they have no problems with the day, why are Indian Muslims opposing it?” he was quoted as saying in media reports.”
On the surface it appears ridiculous. Why would anyone, ANY human, kick Santasauraus Surya (Helios, Sol, Ra, Tyrannosaurus rex) in the teeth? Why hinder puranism’s emergence out a cave and into the suryalight of a zillion dollar yoga-bazaar? The answer is cack to curiosity but a Pandora’s Box to reason and rationale. After all, atavistic Adityanath is not simply promoting caveman contortions. He is using an elected BJP status to Hari-purana-Potter the entire Indian electorate. Such retarded impositions must post opposition by all, Muslims, and even Mickey Mouse.
Governments in the know-and-now are moving puranic popedom to a manageable meatspace. Legislators, those finally coming to terms with troglodyte beliefs (miracles, mystic morphing and mammetry) treat it as a ‘right-to-believe’ limited lunacy. Here is Russia’s reaction to India’s “Yoga Day” yahoo.
Meanwhile, back to BJP Adityanath’s sunny politics:
“Those trying to make the sun a communal issue should stay locked in homes in the dark,”
Is he advocating on behalf of sunlight or an entity that lives in the sun, and, on occasion, enters the boudoirs of earthbound virgins to procreate puranic proclivity? If we follow the man-in-the-sun into the bedrooms of young girls the issue does become a communal peas-porridge-hot ... and habitation, if not homes, will darken because of it.
“According to reports, the government has decided to drop surya namaskar from asanas to be performed across the country to commemorate International Yoga Day following opposition by Muslim organisations.”
We offer our deepest thanks to those “Muslim organizations” for the opposition ... and in progress preventing the immaculate births of readymade 21st century, rocket strapped, nuclear ninjas from the orifices of Surya’s disembarrassed damsels.
“Prime Minister Modi will lead ministers and bureaucrats in performing asanas during a mega event to be held at Delhi’s Rajpath on June 21. Yoga camps will be organised across the country.”
Wonderful to know that India’s illustrious PM went pollyoga to make India the powerhouse it wasn’t before yoga slipped on its surya-shades and came out the cave. Just imagine an alternative option: “Prime Minister Modi will lead Indian surgeons in a mega head-transplant to create BJPlastic demigods”. Eeeek!
“The All India Muslim Personal Board said on Sunday it will launch a nationwide campaign against making what it described as "Hindu religious practices" such as surya namaskar compulsory in educational institutions. It has also demanded that an order making ‘surya namaskar’ compulsory in schools should be cancelled.”
What is the problem with this impersonal “Muslim Personal Board”? They accept Allah as a person ... don’t they? They know he’s a guy and they bow down to him five times a day. In the context of yoga, what is wrong with bowing down to thirty-three million demigods five times a day? Besides, instituting “Hindu religious practices” (like Surya did) opens bedroom doors to every pantheistic penis? No need for seventy-two circumcised virgins. Any virgin will do. One puranic bang produces warriors and sages by the bookful and still dribbles enough to pot-preserve for when virginity is undisturbed. To understand the powerhouse potential of a procreating puranic penis please read our article “Ululations from a Cave”.
“Yogi Adityanath is no stranger to controversy. Last year, he ran afoul of the Election Commission for a speech during a poll campaign in Uttar Pradesh that officials said was aimed at inciting communal tensions.”
The obtrusions of Adityanath on not just Muslims but a large sector of India’s non-puranic population is now politically commonplace and not limited to him alone. A short time ago BJP’s elected Minister of External Affairs, Sushma ‘swami’ Swaraj mounted a media campaign to legislate the Song of Godzilla as India’s constitutionalized magnum opus. And a few days ago she found ink in Indian media with this whopper:
“Knowledge in Sanskrit will go a long way in finding solutions to the contemporary problems like global warming, unsustainable consumption, civilisational clash, poverty, terrorism etc," she said, adding a new direction and vision is needed in the field of research in Sanskrit to accomplish this task.”
What the BJP swami Swaraj has erroneously neglected to mention is the multiple interpretations Sanskrit offers (10 or 20 translation for a given word,)... as evidenced in numerous tomes termed ‘smriti’ ...or right to interpretation, and each interpretation with a ‘personal’ perspective, myth and meaning, exclusive to the interpreter (guru / acharya / godman) and his vested interests.
Again, Sanskrit : an ancient tongue wagged in litanious supplication to extraterrestrial gods (deva-bhasya,)... was / is a free-for-all exegesis, spiritually open to elucidation. As a result it was made redundant... lost in loopholes closed by precision, mot juste, of advancing law and commerce.
Our advice to India’s External Affairs Minister is to seek help for her Sanskrit Lazarus- syndrome. Failing which she should develop Sanskrit-mantra-specificity. Like constitutionalizing the “Sanjevani Vidya” mantra: a Mahabharata marijuana masterpiece. Then, when the BJP dies in the polls, she can bring the party back to life. Here below, for those unfamiliar with the mantra, we post a brief explanation from none other than the I-HK mahabhagavata acarya (whatever the hell that means,) whose cult finds support in India’s governing gita gits.
“Srila Prabhupada said scientists cannot create life or bring life in to dead body, but in ancient ages "Sanjevani Vidya" was used to bring life back in dead bodies. It is also a material science, so in future scientists may rediscover "Sanjevani Vidya" and can bring life from dead.”
Funny, if not tragic, how modern Indian politicians implant interplanetary poppy punditry on terra firma to harvest votes...and nowhere more so than in India...a nation besieged by puranic demons hiding in every shadow... a politico-yogic cauldron brewing scare tactics to evoke aggressive allies at the expense of minorities. Here below we post voice of one such ally... (also a business partner to and promoter of American ISKCON Hare Krishna (I-HK)) another politically proactive popedom that insists on shackling progressive India to a puranic past..... The Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP):
“VHP leader Sadhvi Prachi today kicked up another controversy with her remarks that those who are opposed to Yoga should go to Pakistan and that they have "no right" to stay in the country.”
How and why yoga found its way into politics and politics into yoga can be calculated in votes and totalled in dollars. Meanwhile on the other side of the planet I-HK’s highest political achiever (Tulsi Gabbard. Hawaiian rep to the US House of Reps) is exploiting the mindset Indian politicians and movie stars pimp as puranic. Under a media banner which read- “Tulsi Gabbard's Yoga Day Speech at UN Headquarters” and our wild expectation to see Chinese Arab and Russian delegates in a scramble to surya virgin worship ... all we got (on linked video below) was Tulsi Gabbard gita-gobbling a group of yoga-matted, yoga posed, Indian NRI and IOC.
Published on 23 Jun 2015
In cult-styled political opportunism (facilitated by India’s Yoga Day BJP) Gabbard shifted surya asana to the I-HK interpretation of yoga vis a vis the cult publication- Bhagavad Gita As It Is (Bg-aii.) Let’s take a closer look, analytically, at how she moved surya asana (cherry-pop yoga) to vyasasana (pick-pocket yoga).
Gabbard introduced her speech in old cult hippyism- peace and happiness, wisdom and spiritual love. With her love-ya-all floating in the ether, Gabbard quickly moved her audience to yoga as per Bg-aii ... which she accredited as ‘ancient scripture’ by connecting it to Patanjali’s yoga sutras. But then, immediately after the lovey-dovey, ancient scripture, Patanjali accreditation was in place, Gabbard skewed away from yoga as the world understands it. She delivered the I-HK hit line- “You are not that body. You are spirit soul.”
So what was Gabbard’s message to America’s Richie-Rich Indians and culties? The answer is a simple one. If you are not that body why bother with stretching it. If you are a spirit soul all you need do is stretch an arm into your pocket and produce some cash...bas. So then, why was PM Modi doing yoga asanas in public? Didn’t he know (thankfully) that he is not that body? Curiouser and curiouser ... why did India’s External Affairs Minister, Sushma ‘swami’ Swaraj (who just happened to be at the Gabbard gobble) jump up and grab Gabbard in a bromantic hug after her “Jai Sri Krishna” (I-HK) conclusion? Didn’t Swaraj understand that Gabbard had mocked Modi for taking yoga down the wrong stretch? Or does pollyoga share the same loyalties and royalties in the long stretch?
And what about that “Yogi” Adityanath ass-ana? What the hell kind of yogi is he? Not only is he a frustrated polly (unlike gita Gabbard,)... he thinks he is that body: a political body stretching in worship to a heavenly body that inseminates earthly virgin bodies to blow fully armoured warrior bodies out the ear (is the ‘r’ missing?)... leaving a sticky puranic pishpash facilitated by an Indian legislative mishmash... in celestial coitus.
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KNOTS in a THREAD
In its Bible... “Bhagavad Gita As It Is,” cult founder of I-HK and author, A.C De, aka. Prabhupada inserted a quote by the famous scientist, Albert Einstein. The quote implied that Einstein (long dead) had approved De’s plagiarisms, transliterations, and ranting purports. Here is the quote:
"When I read the Bhagavad-Gita and reflect about how God created this universe everything else seems so superfluous." ~ Albert Einstein. "
The quote has been discussed extensively on the net and declared bogus. However, to those hard-ass devotees in I-HK who adamantly defend the DEception, and before presenting an extract from an Einstein letter recently auctioned on eBay, we point to another quote made popular by the I-HK propaganda press... a quote further exposing the DEception that was De:
“Professor Einstein, he was living here in America. He was a German Jew, and I think he was living in America. He was a great student of this Bhagavad-gita.”
NO! He was not a great student of this Bhagavad-gita, or any gita. Einstein never believed in a personal god, what to speak of a blue one who shagged everything that moved. Here is the excerpt taken from the auctioned letter- Dated March 24, 1954:
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
With so much revelation made, and continuing to come forth, we must ask who De was referring to if not himself in the quote below:
ISKCON founder, De (Prabhupada): “That is another foolishness. If you are a fool and if you want to pose yourself as intelligent, that is another foolishness. You cannot make progress. Stubborn dogs. If you are seeking after knowledge, you must take the right knowledge. That is intelligence. And if you want to remain in ignorance and advertise yourself that "I am man of knowledge," how much cheater you are! You are cheating yourself and cheating others. That is going on. We want to stop this.”
Have no fear India’s Home Ministry is here:
“However, the proposed changes in FCRR 2011 want the NGOs to give a declaration that the foreign funds it received were not used for activities that were “detrimental to national interest”.
Ya mean like
the AUD 72 million ‘Vedic’ planetarium being built by I-HK in Bengal? ... a
primitive poppy-dream concept of the universe that will add to India’s
bhakti-bhang making it the laughing stock of the world? ... selling
India for a few tourist dollars to a Hollywood exploitation of demigod
And what about those I-HK books found floating around on university campuses?... those cult books teaching Indian students that democracy means demoncrazy... university is hell... scientists are demons.. advising students to dovetail or desert studies in preference to spreading Hare Krishna : luring other Indians / Hindus to sign-up shut-up and cough-up... so that in a faraway lifetime… somewhere in the Twilight Zone, blue god-Krishna will toey-toey their 8-yr-old kumkum covered breasts while fingering his flute in a prelude to cherry-pop- lila.
“They also have to certify that their activities were “not likely to affect prejudicially public interest” and “not likely to affect prejudicially the security, strategic, scientific or economic interest” of the state.”
that cause concern for what I-HK’s Supreme Personality of Snuff said?
De (Prabhupada) : “It is not that because Mohammed used a sword, we also must use a sword, No ! – we can use a Gun. We will ask -…You like Krishna ?? No — Booom.. You like Krishna ? No — Booom . We can use everything for Krishna, we can use the ATOM BOMB FOR KRISHNA !!”
“We have to kill this civilization of mudhas….those who are mudhas, we have to kill them. This is our business. Kill all the mudhas.”
“Kill them. Finish. Just like Parasurama did. Kill all them, twenty-one times.”
“You will get government …[….]… You turn all the people Krishna conscious, then you become President …[…]… Not now but when we are stronger.”
Well, we will just have to wait and see how much I-HK can yield to the Home Ministry in terms of tourist US$. All the rest is demigod insemination, earaches, headaches, pollyoga and surya-sexkar.
We knew they were bonkers. Now the medics and shrinks are breaching confidentiality clauses to put the truth out there:
Finally some accountability:
West Bengal and Odisha based NGOs to come under Enforcement Directorate scanner
By ET Bureau | 26 Jun, 2015, 06.28AM IST
“The directorate has started an 'open inquiry into the foreign funding' to the NGOs. Significantly, the investigation has put some of the big names — Missionaries of Charity, ISKCON and Bharat Sevasram Sangha— under scanner.”
Foreign fund curbs on 4,470 NGOs; Organizations say no notification.
"After scrutinising the records of 9,000 NGOs, the home ministry has cancelled the licenses of 4,470 NGOs for non-compliance with the Foreign Contributions (Regulation) Act (FCRA). (...) Prominent among them are the Academy of Fine Arts, Indian Institute of Technology- Kharagpur, the Meghan David Synagogue, International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON) and St. Xavier's College."
What Living on a Hare Krishna Farm Taught Me About Scams and Leftover Pasta
June 12, 2015
"Recently, primed with a rudimentary sense of their beliefs and rituals—namely reincarnation, nirvana, and veganism—I visited a Hare Krishna commune in Argentina. This decision was only mildly intentional, as I was on the search for a yoga retreat near Buenos Aires and did not realize until I arrived that Eco Yoga Park is, in fact, a hosting site for Hare Krishnas.
by a pack of stray dogs and crew of Hare Krishna practitioners on my first
day, I entered the experience with wide-eyed—one could say, blind—optimism.
to Bhakti beliefs, a component of this Hare Krishna community’s practice,
every action one does is an expression of love and in service of the divine.
While this sounds poetic, I had a hard time believing that there was a
greater spiritual purpose to each unpleasant task we completed. I found
there to be a sharp contrast between the Hare Krishna’s monastic lifestyle
and the capitalist values their farm exemplified—by not paying people for
labor, and actually charging them money for their work, it created an